boy: what??? (smells it and stars laughing)
me: what? it does! smell it! (smells it again)
me: IT DOOOOES... SMELL IT!
boy: (still laughing)
me: why are you laughing? i SWEAR it smells of outside... SMEEEEEEEELLL IT GODDAMNIT!!!
boy: (still laughing and holding his chest in pain)
me: (genuinely hurt) FINE. DON'T SMELL IT. BUT IT DOES SMELL OF OUTSIDE.
Here, it DID smell of outside, i swear.... all fresh and airy and cold, you know???
Ok, so really i had nothing particularly relevant to do with chat... but hey, random conversations, s'all good.
BY THE WAY, i've started saying DUDE a hellva lot recently. Which is rather scaring me, but it just sounds so damn kitsch american and good!!!!