Last night I was having a conversation about a really bland girl with some friends. At various points in the conversation the following gems were uttered;
"She is so bland that her children will be born as blank sheets of white A4 paper"
"She is almost like a raincloud with legs"
"Her family tree would be one of the most boring tree's like a typical oak tree with really straight branches and no leaves"
"I bet her pets are just Brillo pads with legs"
& so on and so forth. Ah good chat cannot be beaten. x